Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Jacob Black: I kissed Bella.
Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.
Jacob Black: Punching my face.
Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.
(quote source: imdb)
Seriously, best line EVER. I want someone to break their hand trying to punch me in the face. Hell, I would even like to break my own hand on someone else’s face. What a great story.
Person: What happened to your hand?
Me: I broke it.
Me: Punching this really hot shirtless guy in the face.
Person: Why did you punch a really hot shirtless guy in the face?
Me: To break my hand. Duh.